If I were in first grade, I'd be taking this to show and tell

But since I'm not, I will make you look at it instead.

Behold the dead lizard. When I found him belly up and tailless in the corral, 

I assumed Johnny ate the best part and left him for dead.

Upon closer examination, I discovered that this lizard had an out-of-body experience,

for not only was his tail gone, all his innards were as well. Either he evaporated from the inside out 

or he shed his skin completely, right down to his cute little toes. I'm sure Google would explain it for me, 

but it's more fun not knowing.

 Lucy thought it was pretty funny that I would: a) pick up a lizard and b) take pictures of it,

 but she was just as curious as I when it came right down to it.

 Don't look now, Alan, but you have a reptile in your mane.

 Maybe we'll start a new game, sort of like Flat Stanley.

We could call him Hollow Larry.