Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Smooch's thoughts regarding birthdays

 Smooch turns 8 years old today.



She seems ageless to me, behaving and looking the same today as she did when she was 2,
although she does seem much wiser.



 Me: Smooch, it's your birthday! 



Smooch: Say it isn't so. I don't want to get old.



Smooch: F*ck birthdays.


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35 comments:

  1. Elsewhere1/28/14, 4:52 AM

    Smooche doesn't say 'F*ck'! I'm sure of it!
    Els

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  2. Anonymous1/28/14, 5:00 AM

    I agree, Smooch.

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  3. Jenny1/28/14, 5:14 AM

    Ouuuu that sweet girl has a potty mouth. A girl after my our heart!

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  4. theresa EH1/28/14, 5:36 AM

    Naughty girl smooch (snicker, giggle) May you receive lots of treats today eh!

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  5. Bee Haven Bev1/28/14, 5:55 AM

    I love it! We'd get along famously, Smooch!

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  6. Ethel1/28/14, 5:55 AM

    Happy Birthday to youuuuu! Happy Birthday to Smooch!
    Such a sweet face, those eyes...not to mention many kisses! Big hug

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  7. Sandra1/28/14, 5:56 AM

    I'm with Smooch. I don't want to get old either. It happens when yer not lookin'.

    BA SP

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  8. Anonymous1/28/14, 6:26 AM

    Happy Birthday, Smooch!

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  9. Carla1/28/14, 6:33 AM

    :)
    I think Smooch's favorite F word is food.
    French Fries, French Toast, Fricassee, (Apple) Fritters, Fettuccine, Fajitas, Figs, Filet Mignon, just to name a few.
    Happy Birthday to the smartest, most level-headed dog I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

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  10. KathyB1/28/14, 6:46 AM

    Your camera loves her, no matter what day it is! Happy Birthday, Smooch! Birthday treats are in order.

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  11. Anonymous1/28/14, 7:06 AM

    Happy Birthday Smooch!!!!!!!! xxx

    Wendy in Thailand

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  12. WPgirl1/28/14, 7:10 AM

    Happy Birthday Smooch. XO
    Lynda in Michigan (BRRR)

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  13. Grey Horse Matters1/28/14, 7:35 AM

    Happy Birthday Smooch! You don't look a day over 2 that's for sure.

    p.s. on your thoughts regarding birthdays...my sentiments exactly!

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  14. Vicki1/28/14, 7:36 AM

    My calendar says it's Smooch's 8th Birthday. I hope Linda bakes you a big steak cake! Happy Birthday, Smooch, and many more.

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  15. OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts1/28/14, 7:51 AM

    I agree Smooch. If it weren't for the fact that Ry was born on mine and I said he could have it for both of us, I'd still be having BD's and cursing them too. Oma Linda

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  16. Chesley1/28/14, 8:08 AM

    Happy Birthday Smooch -
    I feel especially like f*ck birthdays for the getting older, but not for the spirit of goodwill to the birthday girl.
    Three cheers for Smooch -
    Hip Hip! Hooray!
    Hip Hip! Hooray!
    Hip Hip! Hooray!

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  17. Jo's World1/28/14, 8:32 AM

    We are both with you on the birthday celebration, Smooch. Nothing to celebrate from what we can see.

    Kisses,
    Jo and Stella

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  18. Anonymous1/28/14, 8:39 AM

    Happy birthday to Smooch. I hope this means a visit to town to get her a cheeseburger and fries!

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  19. BumbleVee1/28/14, 8:54 AM

    Yeh.... my sentiment exactly Smooch!!

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  20. Sandy1/28/14, 9:11 AM

    Happy Birthday Smooch....
    You get better with age...Remember that!!!
    Love from NC

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  21. Jean1/28/14, 9:41 AM

    My 10, 13, and almost 16 year old dogs say "H*ll, Smooch, yer still just a young whippersnapper!". Happy Birthday, Smooch.

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  22. Carolynn Anctil1/28/14, 10:21 AM

    Oh, the language! You've matured into a stunningly beautiful blend of feminine strength. Just what a ranch needs out in the middle of nowhere.

    Happy Birthday, Smooch!

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  23. Danni1/28/14, 10:49 AM

    Ha, ha, ha! Well, we will CERTAINLY add your name to the growing group of girls who have a certain 'favorite' word and use it extremely well...and as often as possible!
    :-)
    Happy Birthday, you beautiful, wonderful ranch dog!
    Give Brett Michaels a toss or two today!!

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  24. Carine1/28/14, 11:25 AM

    but where are the treats? where is the not so F/Bday cake?

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  25. Alice in NZ1/28/14, 11:31 AM

    I know just how she feels! Still, enjoy the birthday treats, Smooch!

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  26. Carine1/28/14, 1:53 PM

    SMooch I hope you'll have a party and you'll invite Johnny chéri!

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  27. Anonymous1/28/14, 4:24 PM

    Happy bday Smooch! You and I share the same bday!
    You and I also share the same sentiment about our bdays!
    Hugs,
    Deb in Viola, Ks

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  28. JaneK1/28/14, 4:45 PM

    hahahahahahaha!!!! love that last shot!!!!
    Happy Birthday Smooch!!!!!! I've always known you are a classy, intelligent, well-educated woman :)

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  29. Anonymous1/28/14, 5:06 PM

    Happy birthday Smooch baby! You're gorgeous. And you made me laugh at the end of a stressful day! Ann from Maine

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  30. deb1/28/14, 6:32 PM

    A big Happy Birthday to Smooch.
    I love that last pic...that was great.

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  31. Shelley1/28/14, 7:00 PM

    Happy Birthday Smooch! Big girls can say f*ck if they want to!

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  32. Janet1/28/14, 7:51 PM

    Happy Birthday Smooch! We won't even talk about dog years.

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  33. sundog1/29/14, 3:30 AM

    Yeah, f~ birthdays, but happily! Here's to many good and healthy ones more, lovely Smooch!

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  34. Mary1/29/14, 11:03 PM

    I'm with Smooch too...That last photo should be a Birthday card.

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  35. Mary1/29/14, 11:04 PM

    Oh, I almost forgot. Happy Belated Birthday Smooch, you are a beautiful girl!

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