Alan: What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here,
besides pick up a big, heavy tub with his teeth and toss it around?
Alan: It's obvious that I'm starving.
Alan: I should take my show on the road.
Alan: Kind strangers might toss coins in my tub so that I could buy hay.
Me: Give it a rest, Chubby. Nobody's buying your sob story.
Why Alan is wasting away ;) Tossing you some Canadian coins from up north eh :D
ReplyDeleteif i were there I would drop my coins in right away
ReplyDeleteHe is so funny. It was always him that was "rearranging the furniture" when I'd hear noise in the barn and look out the window. He must be like me---always wanting something tasty, whether I'm actually hungry or not.
ReplyDeleteJust like a giant dog!
ReplyDeleteNancy in Iowa
Alan is such a cutie patootie. Nice that your herd have different personalities. It would be a bit of a problem if they were all comedians like Mr. Alan Funnybones. Oma Linda
ReplyDeleteNo money to toss in your tub, dear Alan, but I might find a slice or two of watermelon for you if I lived closer. :)
ReplyDeleteI would call this an obvious request.
ReplyDeleteHe always hopes it will work. Sweetheart to the core.
ReplyDeleteTOO cute for words...
ReplyDeleteOh Alan, I think there's a good amount of "author's license" in your story, but you're telling it so very well!
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