Things my ranchsitter taught me #1

My ranchsitters are not only taking care of my every need, they're teaching me all sorts of cool stuff.

This tip is courtesy of Ranchsitter #3, CeeCee. It is incredibly useful for people with gut wounds and/or

people who might have one too many helpings of mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving.

The infamous gut wound happens to be directly behind the button on my jeans, so the last thing I want to do

is fasten the button and put pressure on it. However, I also don't want my jeans to fall down.

Enter the elastic ponytail holder, although a rubber band would also work.

Loop it over the button and through the buttonhole...

...and there you have it – an extra inch of waistband and no arrests for public indecency.

Thanks for the t-shirt, Mikey!