Saturday encore ~ George and Alan face off

When the rains came last week, George and Alan were ready to rumble. I couldn't stop taking pictures of them 

as they put on a wrestling match to rival anything available on pay-per-view. As I sorted and sifted through all the pictures, 

I couldn't help but focus on their facial expressions. Where do they learn this stuff? You're all familiar with "the stink-eye," 

but they've each come up with some heretofore unnamed looks that defy description (though I will try).

The dirty-nose double stinkeye

The aerodynamic gap-mouthed pinned-ears single stinkeye

The I'll-always-be-taller-than-you giraffe

The reverse giraffe with a twist

 The pucker-puss overbite

The one-eared look of righteous indignation

 The you're-not-worth-my-time tongue lashing

The I'm-willing-to-bite-my-tongue-off-to-win grimace

The half-giraffe pucker-puss overbite

The Taylor-Swift-I've-won-another-award-are-you-kidding-me.

The one-eyed jack

The flaring nostril of doom

The low man on the totem pole

The no-eared three feets to the wind

The can-you-hear-me-now Verizon Guy

The I've-got-your-ass covered stink-eye

The short guy's tangled-up pucker puss

My snotty nose is your snotty neck

The open-mouth air kiss

The sweet and innocent twisted pucker puss