Highlights from The Super Burro Bowl

Super Burro Bowl One did not get off to a great start.
Lucy immediately got a 5-yard penalty for offsides...

... then Alan took advantage of her mistake and ran for a first down.

The ball exchanged hands mouths throughout the first quarter.

Lucy: I hate this game. I never know which way I'm supposed to run.

Referee: 15-yard penalty, defense, illegal use of the tongue!

Again, Alan took advantage of his opponent's mistake and ran for another first down.

Referee: 10-yard penalty, defense, unsportsmanlike conduct!

This time, Alan took the ball across the goal line.

At the end of the half, the score was Alan 6, George 0.

Sadly, I did not get any pictures of the half-time show. You should have seen it.
There was Wynonna, in her lace gloves and bustier, rockin' it. Seriously.
Smokin' hot. Think smoked ham. Yum.

Anyway, after the half-time show, the game resumed and Alan had possession at the 40-yard line.

But he fumbled the ball and George retrieved it!

Referee: Penalty, offense and defense, 20 yards for unnecessary cuteness!

The rest of the game was marred by one penalty after another.

Referee: Penalty, defense, pass interference, 15 yards,
plus an additional 5 yards for stinkeye.

Referee: 10-yard penalty, offense, too many players on the field!

Referee: 50-yard penalty, offense, poking eye out!

Alan: Damn referee...spoils all my fun. I'll show her.

With two seconds left in the game, Alan crosses into the end zone with the ball!

Al Michaels: Alan, you've just scored the winning touchdown in Super Burro Bowl I! 
What are you going to do now?

Alan: I'm going to Disneyworld! Can George come with me?

And Lucy and Hank? And mom, too? Somebody has to take pictures.