Who are you calling a loser?

You may recall a certain jolly elf calling a certain herdmate a loser in yesterday's post. Well, Skippa Little Loser Lyle took great exception to that statement. In fact, while Alan's elf training was in session, Lyle went so far as to try to break into the classroom to settle the score.


Now for any of you who have a similar gate, you know how counter-intuitive these latches are. With the dust and the rust on this particular mechanism, I struggle every time I try to open it.


Mr. Smartypants was determined to disrupt class, and with one deftly placed shove, he succeeded.

How do you like me now, you brown-nosed teacher's pet?

The teacher promptly put the school into lock-down and sent Mr. Smartypants to detention.